Ken Kaniff is a song interpreted by Eminem, released on the album The Slim Shady LP in 1999.
Ken Kaniff lyrics
Call this mother f*cker
Ohh f*ck yeah
Give 'em a piece of my mind
A piece of my ass
(Thanks for waiting)
(Sir, may I help you?)
Ohh thank you
I need to make a collect call
The number's 6 2
(At the tone, please say your name)
Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit
Hey there cock boy
This is Ken Kannif
Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch
Yea you wanna get a
(I don't know nobody in Connecticut)
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
(A hotel room?)
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem
(Ha, yo, who, who is this? Cage?)
Hey, pa ha
You want me to f*ckin' melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, you little cock boy
(He k k k, yo shut up you little bitch)
Oh you think I'm lyin' huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha