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When you f*cked grandpa, did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'till the sun did rise?
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total f*cking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

When you f*cked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total f*cking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass

This is f*cking stupid, man
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather
I mean, you guys are related
What's he gonna do?

Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to f*ck him in the butt and
Have everyone come in and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place?

This is stupid, I hate you all
I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight, man
This is stupid
I hate you