Punky's Dilemma letra

Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relax in a whirl, livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English Muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, comin' up brown

I prefer a Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizen for Boysenberry jam fans

If I become a famous lady
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"From Mary Jane, best wishes to Martin"

Oh, South California, oh, Roger draft dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what
He's tippe-toein' down there for

Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relax in a whirl, livin' in style